Cooking, Fishing, and Chocolate Milk

CartoonGuy: So, I realized I am way too lazy to say some big thing about last episode, so I’ll keep it short: the contestants had to make a training video about the show, GuyBesideYou3 pushed 0fflinejoe, who became fancy, and got eliminated for it since the Plate Guys won because of Vemsa. That’s it.

[Epic theme song plays]

[The contestants are eating at the Chum Place]

[Cut to the Plate Guys table]

Doctor Patrick: [is beating his Chum with his hammer] Oh boy, all this meat beating is tiring me!

Cmcgrath26: This chum is just not good, man. What’s that, Unnamed?

[Everyone is silent for five seconds]

Cmcgrath26: Wow Unnamed, you’re a genius! I will make it quick, I’ll just throw the chum in my mouth and swallow immediately! [he tries to throw the chum from the plate into his mouth, but the chum remains stuck to the plate] Come on! [he tries several times, each time trying to throw harder, and he eventually accidentally throws the plate in his mouth]

Doctor Patrick: You don’t look so-

Cmcgrath26 (offscreen): AAARGH!

XxGustavXx: He’s bleeding!

Doctor Patrick: Don’t worry, I’ve got my bleeding vaccine! [he takes out a vaccine, and throws it at Cmc, who is seen completely fine]

Cmcgrath26: I’m not bleeding! But I’ve never heard of a bleeding vaccine!

Doctor Patrick: I made it myself, but it’s got a few side effects. Meat beating…..

Cmcgrath26: [he starts beating up Dededeletethis’ chum]

Dededeletethis: MY BOOTY PROTEIN!

Doctor Patrick: ……..saying random words……

Cmcgrath26: The bull bit the apple, you cheesy cloud!

Doctor Patrick: …...and passing out.

Cmcgrath26: Wait wha- [he passes out on the floor]

Doctor Patrick: He’ll wake up in about an hour.

CartoonGuy: Ok boys and girls, it’s challenge time!

Mavnol333: There are no girls here.

CartoonGuy: Shut up Mavnol.

Mavnol333 (confessional): Everyone is treating me like crap? I-*gasp*-am I……*gulp*.......am I the new Vemsa?

CartoonGuy: The first part of today’s challenge is to go to the kitchen, and cook however many Krabby Patties you’d like!

MagicSponge123: bruh

MagicSponge123 (confessional): Let’s just say…...I am not very good at cooking.

CartoonGuy: So [dabs] get in [dabs] that darn [dabs] kitchen! [dabs]

Vemsa: But Cmc!

CartoonGuy: Cmcgrath26? More like Cmcgetupexceptyoucan’tbecauseyouareunconsciousforreasonsIdonotknowaboutyetwhichiswhythePlateGuyswillbecompetinginthefirstpartoftoday’schallengewithonelesscontestant……..26.

Old Man Jenkins: Don’t worry, I’ll wake him up! [he starts kicking Cmc and hitting him with his cane]

CartoonGuy: [calls someone on the phone] Hey Donald! Do you still want to co-host the show? You're going to lose the election anywa-hello? Donald? *sigh* [he calls someone else on the phone] Hey Joe, do you-wait, what are you sniffing?

Jamie: I made a cut-out cut-out!

ItzSpongeBob 1999: That’s impossible!

Jamie: [takes out a cut-out cut-out]

ItzSpongeBob 1999: OH MY GOODNESS! THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING I’VE EVER SEEN! IT DEFINITELY COULD NOT BE DESCRIBED THROUGH WORDS ON A SCRIPT OF A FANMADE EPISODE ABOUT USERS ON A BAD WEBSITE IN THAT WEBSITE!

CartoonGuy: Dang it Joe!

CartoonGuy (confessional): I have always admired Old Man Jenkins, but when you know him personally, he can be slightly crazy.

[Cut to the kitchen]

[Cut to the Smashed Potatoes]

Jamie: You mean there were……

YOIMKYLE: ……..Krabby Patty ingredients in the kitchen…….

FireMatch: And we ate chum?

Mavnol333: Alright, we all know why we lost the first challenge, which is why we need to get rid of the reason we lost!

GuyBesideYou3: But 0fflinejoe was already eliminated!

Mavnol333: I’m talking about you!

GuyBesideYou3: What did I do?!

Mavnol333: If it weren’t for you, 0fflinejoe wouldn’t have made us lose in the first place!

GuyBesideYou3: Well he called me nicknames!

Mavnol333: Oh, boohoo! Poor guy, Guy! 0fflinejoe hurt your little feelings by calling you nicknames! Let me call a therapist for you! Oh wait, I haven’t got a phone, and I don’t act like such a LOSER ABOUT IT!

GuyBesideYou3: ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT YOUR HEAD AGAINST A ROCK TOO?!

Mavnol333: NO, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY BEAT ME TO IT!

WoofWoofGam3r: Fight!

Squiddypop: Guys, guys! Fighting won’t get us anywhere! We lost the first challenge because of fighting! So if we could just pretend that this team has got absolutely no war criminals in it, I’m sure we could all get along!

FireMatch: He’s right, if we could just pretend that this team has got no war criminals, we’ll get along!

Squiddypop: We can hear, your repeating is nothing but annoying filler.

FireMatch: Deez nuts

9/17: Alright, [picks up a spatula] let’s get cooking!

[A cooking montage of the Smashed Potatoes making Krabby Patties plays]

Louis219 (confessional): Ok, maybe the alliance with 9/17 wasn’t such a bad idea.

[Cut to the Plate Guys]

Vemsa: Alright, who’s cooking?

Dededeletethis: Cmc can cook Krabby Patties, but he’s unconscious!

XxGustavXx: Didn’t Magic work at-

All of the Plate Guys except Gustav and Magic: NO!

MagicSponge123: [is staring intensely at salt]

Vemsa: I guess I could try to cook. [picks up a spatula, and puts some Krabby Patty meat on the grill, but gets shoved by Magic, who grabs his spatula] What the hell?!

MagicSponge123: The salt told me I had to cook!

Vemsa: The salt told you? [gets up] Give me the spatu-[gets hit in the face with the spatula] OUCH!

IWasFormerlySpongeBoy: That’s going to leave a mark.

Premoviebestseasonsever: True. [SpongeFan199 grabs him] Oh, hi, SpongeFan!

SpongeFan199: Shhh! Keep it down! Listen…..I was thinking we should join an alliance. You know, to get far.

Premoviebestseasonsever: An alliance with you? I guess that would be good.

SpongeFan199: Perfect! Just, don’t tell anyone.

[Cut back to Magic, who is grilling Krabby Patty meat on the grill]

MagicSponge123: Alright, now I…...uh…...don’t look at me that way, salt! I know what to do! I AM NOT PANICKING! Uh…..ketchup! [he gets some ketchup and shoots it at the meat]

Vemsa: YOU IDIOT! GIVE ME THE- [Magic shoots ketchup in his eyes] AAAARGH!

Vemsa (confessional): I’ve been really unlucky lately! Let me tell you, this morning, my epidermis was in extreme pain! The only person I’ve seen having so much bad luck was the old Vemsa, it’s almost like he-*gasp* ……..almost like he cursed me……

Vemsa: [running around with his eyes shut] YOU SON OF A-I-YOU’RE-AAAARGH!

MagicSponge123: Oh no, the ketchup wasn’t right! [throws the ketchup away] Uh…...salt! [he gets the salt] *gasp* [he looks intensely at the salt, and then runs away screaming, leaving the salt in the air, and it all falls on the grill, making the meat catch fire]

Vemsa: [is still running with his eyes shut, until he slips on the ketchup bottle and falls on the grill, catching fire] AAAAAAAAAARGH! [he jumps away from the grill]

Luigi: FIRE EXTINGUISHER! [sprays the fire at Vemsa, and later at the meat, with a fire extinguisher]

Vemsa: DAMN YOU MAGICSPONGE!