Camp Wumbo Training Video

CartoonGuy: Last time on Camp Wumbo: we were introduced to 22 contestants that will battle it out to win the competition, and with it, 500.000 dollars! There was something we all found out about: every single one of these people is a weirdo! There were a few controversies with some of the contestants' name, as I called Premoviebestseasonsever long name and I forgot who.......that one guy was. Who is that?

Random voice in the background: SpongeFan199!

CartoonGuy: Oh right, I forgot who......erm.......that guy was. The teams were formed, they went into their respective cabins, and had a wonderful lunch at the Chum Place served by Old Man Jenkins! After a lot of confessionals, we're going to start the first challenge! Who will win? Who will lose? And who will get the boot at the end of the episode? Find out, on this episode, of Caaaaaaaaaaamp Wumbooooooooooo!

[Epic theme song plays]

CartoonGuy: Today's challenge will have both teams do their best at filming a video introducing this competition. A training video, basically.

Louis219 and Premoviebestseasonsever: YES! [they high-five each other]

Vemsa: WOAH! [he grabs Premoviebestseasonsever away from Louis219] Careful, Premovie. You could get the Smashed Potatoes virus.

Louis219 (confessional): Vemsa? He's kind of.....you know......extremely weird? He probably dreams about killing every single person in our team just because of our name.

Vemsa (confessional): I know what you're thinking, that I'm extremely weird. Well, I am not. I just don't want Premovie getting friendly with the other team! That way, if I make it to the merge, I can maybe join an alliance with one of my current teammates!

CartoonGuy: We will give each team a camera to film the video, and me and Old Man Jenkins will decide what team wins, and what team goes to the first elimination ceremony! Time to start! [gives each team a camera]

[Cuts to the Smashed Potatoes getting ready to film their video]

FireMatch: Alright, so what should the video be about?

9/17: If we're gonna get CartoonGuy to like this, I think it should be extreme.

0fflinejoe: My poop is extremely big.

WoofWoofGam3r: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ItzSpongeBob 1999: It's not that funny.

0fflinejoe: Shut up

ItzSpongeBob 1999: Hey!

Jamie: I could make a cut-out of your poop, 0fflinejoe.

0fflinejoe: babe. Let me just poop here-

Squiddypop: GUYS! If we want to win this challenge, we have to focus and film the video!

GuyBesideYou3: Squiddypop's right, guys! We need to focus on-

0fflinejoe: Shut up, UnbabeBesideYou3.

GuyBesideYou3: Do you want to get sued?

0fflinejoe: Shut up, FatBesideYou3.

GuyBesideYou3: STOP!

0fflinejoe: Shut-

GuyBesideYou3: SHUT UP! [he shoves 0fflinejoe, who falls on his head on a rock]

All of the Smashed Potatoes except 0fflinejoe: *gasp*

YOIMKYLE: Nice going, ExistsBesideYou3.

GuyBesideYou3: Don't you start.

GuyBesideYou3 (confessional): I just don't want to be called nicknames every two seconds! Is that too much to ask?

WoofWoofGam3r: 0fflinejoe? Are you ok?

0fflinejoe: [stands up] Indeed. Now, let's get filming, shall we?

Mavnol333 (confessional): Ok, I must be dreaming. There is no way 0fflinejoe is actually using fancy words.

Mavnol333: 0fflinejoe, you've never talked like this before!

0fflinejoe: Well, when I hit my head against that rock it undoubtedly changed me into a more sophisticated person. Now, less talking, and more filming!

9/17: We were thinking of making an extreme vid-

0fflinejoe: Well that is just simply prepostoreus! We shall make an inspirational video! It shall be my little masterpiece!

[Cuts to the Plate Guys getting ready to film their video]

SpongeTron D: How should our video be?

Dededeletethis: It should be me singing My Superhero Movie!

Cmcgrath26: As much as I'd love that, we need to introduce the competition in our video!

Vemsa: It needs to be in a style CartoonGuy will like! It should be fast-paced, and EXTREME!

MagicSponge123: I'm sure the other team thought of that already.

Vemsa: Then we'll make our extreme video better than theirs!

Doctor Patrick: As a doctor, making our video too extreme could result in a few broken bones.

Vemsa: Not that kind of extreme. We need someone with a good loud voice to narrate the video!

Premoviebestseasonsever (to SpongeFan199): And then I said, HOOPLA!

SpongeFan199: HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, that's a good one!

SpongeFan199 (confessional): Me and Premovie bonded over CartoonGuy annoying us. He's a good guy. I was thinking of asking him to join an alliance! You know, to make us stronger.

SpongeFan199: You know, I was think-

Vemsa: Hey! Premovie, you. I like the way you yelled HOOPLA! You would be a perfect narrator for our video!

Premoviebestseasonsever: Really?

Vemsa: Yeah! After all, you always wanted to be in a training video, didn't you?

Premoviebestseasonsever: YES! I'll do it!

Vemsa: Perfect! I'm telling you, this video is gonna be EXTREMELY EXTREME!

Doctor Patrick: Like I said, that-

Vemsa: Like I answered, not- [Luigi falls on him] OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?!

Luigi: Sorry! [gets off him] I need to stop jumping so much.

Vemsa: Yeah, you really-WAIT! I think your jumping could actually be useful for our video!

Luigi: Really?

Vemsa: Yes! I have so many ideas! We just need to put them all together in an extremely epic video!

IWasFormerlySpongeBoy: Vemsa, are you a cameraman?

XxGustavXx: Yeah, you seem like an expert at filming!

Vemsa: A magician never tells his secrets.

Vemsa (confessional): When I killed the real Vemsa, I filmed it, and I filmed it wonderfully! That's why I'm so good at this.

[Cuts to the Smashed Potatoes]

0fflinejoe: Alright, here's how the video will go: I will pick one of you, the one that looks the most like a homeless person, and in the video, you will go from homeless to winning this competition. Let's see, who looks the most like a homeless person......[he looks around].........I've got it! YOIMKYLE, stop being foolish and come here! You will be the star of our video!

YOIMKYLE: I don't look homeless. Do I?

0fflinejoe: You do, YOIMKYLE.

YOIMKYLE: But the thing is........I don't exist!

0fflinejoe: Your existence is determined by the fact you are standing here right now talking to me.

YOIMKYLE (confessional): Okay, do I really look homeless? I don't, right? ......Right?

WoofWoofGam3r: 0fflinejoe, you're scaring me.

0fflinejoe: I suppose such a sudden change in personality is very likely to scare people. Anyways, in the video, YOIMKYLE will start off besides a tree, being sad, but then we will see him make friends, play well, and end up winning the 500.000 dollars. All of this while I narrate.

9/17: I still believe we should make an extreme vid-

0fflinejoe: QUIET!

Louis219: Heh.

9/17: [makes a thinking face]

9/17 (confessional): I know this sounds crazy, but........I think I could get Louis to join an alliance with me! If we grow to respect each other, I can take him to the finale and beat him! But first, I must convince him to join the alliance........that will be tough.

Mavnol333: 0fflinejoe, not only are you incredibly disturbing, but I think 9/17 is right. I think CartoonGuy will like an extreme video more than-

0fflinejoe: QUIET!

Mavnol333 (confessional): I can't believe I'm saying this, but.......I want the old 0fflinejoe back.........WAIT, DID I JUST SAY THAT ON CAMERA? GIVE ME THE TAPE!

0fflinejoe: Alright now, the following people will become YOIMKYLE's friends in the video: WoofWoofGam3r, Louis219, FireMatch, ItzSpongeBob 1999, and Jamie.

ItzSpongeBob 1999: Why us specifically?

0fflinejoe: Because only foolish people would be friends with YOIMKYLE, and you all look extremely foolish.

FireMatch: That's rich.

[Everyone except 0fflinejoe laughs]

0fflinejoe: QUIET! FireMatch, you will not be appearing in our training video!

FireMatch: Tragic.

YOIMKYLE (confessional): If we lose today, I am so gonna vote for 0fflinejoe. What is his deal? What have I done to him?

[Cuts to the Plate Guys]

Vemsa: Okay, so, Premovie.......you will narrate various things our teammates will do! SpongeTron D will use his future stuff.....

SpongeTron D: I love using my abilities!

Vemsa: Luigi will jump in the air.......

Luigi: YAY! [he jumps in the air]

Vemsa: Welp, looks like we will have to wait for him to get down to film. I wonder what's up there.........

[Cuts to Luigi in the sky, where he sees a dancing baby ogre, and another baby ogre behind him clapping]

Luigi: Woah..........did I end up in CartoonGuy's brain? Oh wait, there's no Old Man Jenkins here, nevermind.

[Cuts back to Vemsa]

Vemsa: Cmc, you will go crazy about your rat.

Cmcgrath26: YES!

Vemsa: Dedede, you will shake your booty up in 3D.

Dededeletethis: YES! [starts shaking his booty up in 3D]

Vemsa: And finally, Doc, you will go crazy with your hammer.

Doctor Patrick: [takes out his hammer] DOWN WITH THE SHOW! [he starts hitting himself in the head with his hammer, but then stops] Let's not get hurt, please.

Vemsa: Ok.........now, let us wait for Luigi.

[Cuts to CartoonGuy]

CartoonGuy: Will Luigi ever come down? Who will end up winning the challenge? Will 0fflinejoe ever go back to normal? Find out when we return, on Caaaaaaaaamp Wumboooooooooo!

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[Cuts back to CartoonGuy]

CartoonGuy (with a megaphone): TIME'S UP! Come here with your awful videos!

[The teams go where CartoonGuy is with their cameras]

CartoonGuy: Ok, now-wait a minute! Where's Old Man Jenkins?

[Cuts to Old Man Jenkins climbing a tree]

Old Man Jenkins: Oooooh, where's that squirrel? No one steals Old Man Jenkins' nuts and gets away with it!

CartoonGuy (intercom): OLD MAN JENKINS!

Old Man Jenkins: What was tha-[falls off the tree]

CartoonGuy (intercom): COME HERE IMMEDIATELY! We have some videos to judge!

Old Man Jenkins: Dang CartoonGuy! One day I will get my nuts back!

[Cuts to CartoonGuy, Old Man Jenkins, and the two teams]

CartoonGuy: Alright, now that Old Man Jenkins is back, it's time to judge! Let's start with the Smashed Potatoes video! [turns the video on]

[The video starts with YOIMKYLE sitting under a tree]

0fflinejoe (narrating): Homeless.......poor.......starving.........all that changed when he joined Camp Wumbo.

[The video cuts to YOIMKYLE running]

0fflinejoe (narrating): Competing in challenges.......

[The video cuts to YOIMKYLE laughing with WoofWoofGam3r, Louis219, ItzSpongeBob 1999, and Jamie]

0fflinejoe (narrating): Making friends.....

[The video cuts to YOIMKYLE cheering]

0fflinejoe (narrating): And winning 500.000 dollars......

[The video cuts to 0fflinejoe]

0fflinejoe: This is Camp Wumbo.

[The video ends]

CartoonGuy: Eh........kind of generic.

0fflinejoe: Are you serious? This is preposterous! THIS VIDEO IS ART!

Old Man Jenkins: You call that art? You know, when I was your age, I was the emperor of the Dinosaur Empire!

Mavnol333: How old are you?

Old Man Jenkins: I was going to ask you the same thing.

[Everyone except Mavnol333 laughs]

Mavnol333: What are you all laughing about? That joke doesn't make any sense, I am a teen!

CartoonGuy: Shut up Mavnol.

Mavnol333 (confessional): Oh, it's on.

CartoonGuy: Okay now, let's watch the Plate Guys video. [turns the video on]

[The video starts with no one there, but Premoviebestseasonsever suddenly appears]

Premoviebestseasonsever: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP WUMBOOOOOOOOO!

[The video cuts to SpongeTron D]

SpongeTron D: ROCKET FLIGHT! [his feet get replaced by rocket boosters, and he starts flying] HAT BRICK! [he gets a brick from his hat and drops it] LASER HAMMER! [he gets a hammer that shoots a laser beam at the camera, and the video cuts to static, but then cuts to Luigi]

Luigi: JUMP! [he jumps in the air]

[The video cuts to Cmcrath26]

Cmcgrath26: UNNAMED! HAHAHAHHAHA! [he starts going around in circles on the floor]

[The video cuts to Dededeletethis]

Dededeletethis: [is shaking his booty on the screen]

[The video cuts to Doctor Patrick]

Doctor Patrick: [takes out his hammer] Let's not get hurt-AAAAAAH! [he hits himself with the hammer] AAAAAAAAAH! [he runs towards the camera and hits it with the hammer. The video cuts to static, and then cuts to Premoviebestseasonsever]

Premoviebestseasonsever: THIS IS: CAAAAAAAAAAAAMP WUMBOOOOOOOOOO!

[The video ends]

CartoonGuy: That was.........AMAZING! It really does show the nature of this competition: INSANITY! What do you think, Old Man Jenkins? [he looks around, and notices he went away] *sigh* Well, we don't need his opinion, because the Smashed Potatoes video was disliked by both and this one was LOVED by me! The Plate Guys win!

Plate Guys: WOO-HOO!

CartoonGuy: Smashed Potatoes, you will be voting someone out tonight!

YOIMKYLE: Nice going, 0fflinejoe.

9/17: We should have gone with the extreme video.

Louis219: I'm going to go to the bathroom, also known as the confessional. [he walks away from his team, until he hears a weird noise and looks behind him, not seeing anyone] Huh. [he keeps on walking, but 9/17 grabs him behind a bush] WHAT THE HELL?!

9/17: I need to talk to you, Louis.

Louis219: What do YOU want?

9/17: Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I think we should be in a secret alliance together.

Louis219: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........wait, you're serious? There's no way I'm going to be in an alliance with you!

9/17: Think about it: an alliance would be good for both of us! We would work together and not waste time fighting each other!

Louis219: Mmmmmmmhhhhh..........

9/17: Please?

Louis219: ..............Fine. Now if you excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

Louis219 (confessional): I'm keeping an eye on 9/17. [flushes the toilet]

9/17 (confessional): That was easier than I thought. But I'm still keeping an eye on Louis.

[Cuts to the Plate Guys at a campfire, with CartoonGuy near them, holding a plate with 10 packets of chocolate milk]

CartoonGuy: This is the elimination ceremony. If I call your name, that means you're safe, and I will give you chocolate milk. There are only 10 packets of chocolate milk, and 11 of you. The one who doesn't get chocolate milk will be eliminated. Now, go vote for who you want out.

YOIMKYLE (confessional): 0fflinejoe is going 0fflinehome!

0fflinejoe (confessional): YOIMKYLE must leave this competition.

WoofWoofGam3r (confessional): As the founder of the 0fflinejoe fan club, I will not vote for him.

CartoonGuy: Okay, the votes are in. First ones safe: GuyBesideYou3, ItzSpongeBob 1999, Jamie, and Squiddypop. [he gives them all packets of chocolate milk] Next ones safe: Mavnol333: 9/17, and Louis219. [he gives them all packets of chocolate milk] FireMatch, WoofWoofGam3r, you're both safe. [you know what he does already]

[0fflinejoe and YOIMKYLE look at each other angrily]

CartoonGuy: 0fflinejoe, your video idea cost your team the challenge. YOIMKYLE, you weren't exactly a good actor. And the safe contestant is.........

[0fflinejoe and YOIMKYLE look at each other even angrier]

CartoonGuy: ............YOIMKYLE.

YOIMKYLE: HA! [he gets a chocolate milk packet thrown at him]

0fflinejoe: WHAT?! THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS! I-[gets pushed by YOIMKYLE, and hits his head on a rock, he then gets up] unbabe

CartoonGuy: 0fflinejoe? Are you back to normal?

0fflinejoe: shut up

CartoonGuy: Well too bad, because you are going home!

0fflinejoe: WHAT?! unbabe

[Old Man Jenkins throws 0fflinejoe on a boat, which goes away]

0fflinejoe (offscreen): MY POOP IS BIIIIIIIG

CartoonGuy: 1 down, 21 to go. Who will be eliminated next? Find out next time, on Caaaaaaaaaaaaamp Wumboooooooooooooooo!